Grand staircase to nowhere

Long legs required.

The North Tucker Styrofoam Project has almost reached street level!

Even at 75% off ...

Dead, dead, dead.

... these dead Target roses are overpriced.

Punctuation is hard

Some restrictions apply.

"T"

At the Salvation Army store in Jackson, Mo.

Eletric chair

Eletric sold separately.

Works good

Congratulations on your circumcision

Other: Too soon to tell.

I believe this arrived in error.

Not an island

How tropical.

The mannequins of Macy's

Nude or this awful frock?

Breezy.

Buttoned up.

Girl, please.

Reverse tight-roll.

Tight. White.

They're a horribly dressed lot.

So long, Interco Plaza

No longer a place to pee.

Hey Kendall what's up

Becarefully

Found in the snow.

It's time for Snowpocalypse Bingo!

twitter.com/weatherbird
(Dan Martin)

If you're stuck at home -- judging from today's workplace turnout, a lot of you are -- print yourself a few of these bingo cards, turn on your favorite (or least favorite) TV meteorologist and get ready for some serious LOLZ.

You can thank my friend and colleague Erica Smith for this. She's genius -- and she does great imitations.