Lights-n-things!! Come-n-see

M M Good!

I'm unsure what's being promoted.

Tribute to Sir Mix-a-Lot

Got buns?

Drama queen

Check yo'self.

Crestwood Court lies

Truth-O-Meter says "Pants on fire."

Vee-Jay(-Jay)

Even at 75% off ...

Dead, dead, dead.

... these dead Target roses are overpriced.

Punctuation is hard

Some restrictions apply.

"T"

At the Salvation Army store in Jackson, Mo.

Eletric chair

Eletric sold separately.

Works good

Gone peeing

No. 1 or No. 2?

I'm going to start announcing my whereabouts like this woman at the Culinaria garage tollbooth. She didn't say whether she washed her hands afterward.

Gym, tan, laundry, arcade

Arcade situation.

More adventures in WTF'ery at Crestwood Court.

Like, a food emergency?

Food-court emergency

I don't understand how Crestwood Court stays afloat. I only go for its Gap, which is always dead but with many discounts.

Housecats

Please leave my $#*! alone

File this under "passive aggressive notes." Found on the sidewalk behind my loft building, I suspect it was left by a homeless person on his/her pile of belongings.

Don't let this happen to you

Department of Rat Control

Don't start

Blody Marry Omlet

40% off orinal ppice

Sarah Jessica parks here

Harriet Tubman wuz here

I didn't know the P-D was a stop on the Underground Railroad.