It's time for Snowpocalypse Bingo!

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(Dan Martin)

If you're stuck at home -- judging from today's workplace turnout, a lot of you are -- print yourself a few of these bingo cards, turn on your favorite (or least favorite) TV meteorologist and get ready for some serious LOLZ.

You can thank my friend and colleague Erica Smith for this. She's genius -- and she does great imitations.

Ice, ice, baby

St. Charles Street between 15th and 16th streets

MetroBus shelter at 14th and Washington

River deep (mountain high)

The Mississippi has escaped its usual confines again. Yesterday it was up to the first step at the Arch.

My adorable parents

My parents (Steve and Debbie) love having a lawn to care for. I did not inherit that gene.

Obligatory Arch photo

Yesterday evening was my inaugural Outdoor Run for 2010. Usually I opt for the treadmill because I can just hop off any time I'm feeling winded/unmotivated/over it. But it was such a lovely day, and I had left the office at a reasonable hour, so I took to the streets.

To prove it, here's a photo I took of the Gateway Arch.

Am I correct in assuming that every St. Louisan has at least one photo of the Arch on their cell phone at all times? No? Just me? Very well.

Rainbow over Brentwood