There should be instructions for the kids at home! I could create my own mike flag (I hate "mic." I contend it is not a word. And looks dumb.) and stage elaborate interviews with the cat. (She has a potty mouth, though.)
Mic flags (It's short for microphone, not mikerophone!) are simple. All you need is a microphone, some heavy mounting board that somebody carelessly left lying around on the fourth floor, glue, an X-acto knife and one of those big, scary straight-edge cutting devices. You also will need a calculator because, like myself, it's possible that you lack the ability to perform basic mathematical tasks.
There should be instructions for the kids at home! I could create my own mike flag (I hate "mic." I contend it is not a word. And looks dumb.) and stage elaborate interviews with the cat. (She has a potty mouth, though.)
ReplyDeleteMic flags (It's short for microphone, not mikerophone!) are simple. All you need is a microphone, some heavy mounting board that somebody carelessly left lying around on the fourth floor, glue, an X-acto knife and one of those big, scary straight-edge cutting devices. You also will need a calculator because, like myself, it's possible that you lack the ability to perform basic mathematical tasks.
ReplyDeleteBe sure to put kitty on a seven-second delay. You don't want a fine.
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