Sausage party?

These e-mail blasts drive me nuts. Especially the subject lines, which are always written in the first person.
I wouldn't rule out sausage making as a way to grow revenue creatively and rapidly down the road, though.

Liza + HSN = The Most Amazing Thing Ever

Sometimes there's nothing like a little HSN to brighten your day. All those idiotic products! All that excessive gushing! All those inane phone conversations with elderly women who spend their days buying things off TV and calling in to say how much they love their purchases!

Add Liza Minnelli to that mix and, well — roll the clip.