Girl, you lost your weave

Gross.

Also gross.

Last night, some morons played beauty parlor in our building's community room, complete with a salon hair dryer. Today, the carpet is covered in hair clippings. We just can't have nice things up in here.

I'm quickly becoming That Old Guy Who Complains About His Neighbors All The Time. Only because I'm surrounded by idiots, though.

Girl, you lost your bra

Like school on Sunday

Our loft building, which used to be a little bit fabulous, has quickly become quite pedestrian. You can't swing a cat up in here without hitting someone's underwear discarded in a common area.

Does anybody still wear a hat?

Just outside the Ghetto 7-Eleven downtown was this Dumpster flanked by old hats on Sunday. I examined the pile closely for gloves, but it contained only hats.