Personal watermelon

Something adorable

Come to my window.

On my way out of the parking garage a few weeks ago, I noticed Bartlet watching me from the window. I think he had something important he wanted to tell me.

I want these half-face pots

Bigmouths.

At Gringo Jones. Or possibly the Bug Store. It all runs together.

Lights-n-things!! Come-n-see

M M Good!

I'm unsure what's being promoted.

Do these furry boots and this tail make me look like a woodland creature?

Boots. With the fur.

Yes.

Genetically modified

I almost bought a cactus from Home Depot today. But then I realized all the flowers are hot-glued on. #lamesauce

Things at Target I want but don't need

Happy Beautiful Day Dearest

File this under "Things crazy people email me."

Big Brother is wotching

Obvious advice

From nothing, a street

A new Tucker Boulevard is taking shape!
View from one of the north-facing windows at 900 N. Tucker Blvd.

Here's where a street and the Interco Plaza used to be.

Furries in the wild

"You wear the legs; I'll wear the face."

The scene at 900 N. Tucker

Soon, we'll be an island.

Officially, we are an island.

Hello, kitty

Meow meow beautiful meow.

Tribute to Sir Mix-a-Lot

Got buns?

Drama queen

Check yo'self.

Crestwood Court lies

Truth-O-Meter says "Pants on fire."

Vee-Jay(-Jay)

Styrofoam + concrete + dirt

The latest conditions on Tucker.

Grand staircase to nowhere

Long legs required.

The North Tucker Styrofoam Project has almost reached street level!