Sunday, February 28, 2010

Steinberg Rink's last day of the season



James and I stopped by Steinberg Skating Rink in Forest Park this afternoon. The rink closed for the season tonight, and there were tons of people there enjoying one final skate before spring.

I defied the "no cell phones" rule and shot some shaky, grainy video on the ice. Yes, it's terrible, but I'm still experimenting with Qik's live-streaming capabilities from my iPhone.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Awkward photo shoot

Another Girl, You Lost Your Weave media blitz is under way!

Back when I started the site in September, I got some good press from Punching Kitty, KTRS (550 AM), OMG Blog and some other random sites. And last week, my friend and colleague Debra Bass, Post-Dispatch fashion editor, wrote a nice post in her blog, Deb's Style File.

Next week in the Riverfront Times, there will be a piece (of some nature) about my site by reporter Annie Zaleski. Not totally sure whether it's just a small mention in their occasional "blogs we like" feature or if it's part of something larger. I'll have to wait and see.

I can report, however, that I was just photographed at the Gelateria Tavolini (my satellite office) by an RFT intern. I was instructed to "pretend you're working." Can do! (I hope she doesn't make a practice of telling people that, though.) She also kept deferring to me to art direct, but I declined. I'm off the clock today.

I'll post a link to the story when I see it.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

'My Little Pony' meets 'RuPaul's Drag Race'

This is the most fantastic thing I've seen in a long time. These Little Ponies are lip syncing for their lives!

Monday, February 22, 2010

If 'Hamlet' had a sassy, gay friend

Theater review: Artsy 'Shape of Things' misses some artistic opportunities

At any given time, somewhere on TV, an ordinary-looking person is getting a fabulous makeover. Within 30 minutes, ho-hum becomes va-va-voom. But is the finished product a work of art?

Sure it is. It’s not the kind of art you’d hang on the wall and gaze upon, but some artistic vision is required to style the clothes, hair and makeup in a flattering way.

In “The Shape of Things” by Neil LaBute, staged by the St. Louis Actors’ Studio, art student Evelyn (Shanara Gabrielle) takes on an extreme makeover of her own. And a boyfriend.

When she meets Adam (Billy Kelly), he’s frumpy and overweight — a perfect subject for TV’s “What Not to Wear.” The two meet at the university’s museum, where Adam is a security guard, and Evelyn is poised to deface a statue.

Before we know it, Adam gets new clothes, a new ’do, a nose job and Evelyn’s initials tattooed in a very private spot. Evelyn has transformed Adam into quite a piece of work, it seems.

Parts of the plot are reminiscent of any number of ’90s teen movies.

You know the kind — where the jock wagers that he can transform the outcast into a prom queen, or where the popular girls take on the challenge of making over a frumpy new girl.

But all that aside, LaBute’s story takes some intriguing turns and makes us ponder the meanings of art and love. Especially when Evelyn creates a rift between Adam and his friends Jenny (Ann Ashby) and Phillip (Christian Vieira). How much change for a significant other is acceptable?

The show covers a period of 18 weeks — a fact revealed in a bit of dialogue that was omitted on opening night — and some of the leaps in time and the progression of Adam and Evelyn’s relationship are unrealistic. Well into their time together, Adam is shocked to notice cuts on Evelyn’s wrists. And he all-too-easily agrees to let her film them having sex.

The actors are all fine, though director Alec Wild makes some odd choices in staging that seemed to work against them. Several scenes take place far from the audience or with actors facing away from us.

Scott C. Neale’s set, the interior of an art museum, is clean and modern. Unfortunately, it isn’t used to its full potential. Every scene feels as though it takes place in a museum — which, if you consider Adam a sort of art project, makes some sense. But it’s distracting, given the variety of places we’re taken. The overhead track lighting, a clear visual cue that tells us we’re in a museum, is used in every scene.

The story and set present many opportunities for lighting to help set the scenes and tell the story. Unfortunately, none are taken, and we’re left to do a lot of work on our own.

By Gabe Hartwig • ©2010 St. Louis Post-Dispatch, STLtoday.com • Published 02.22.10

Oh, the things they pay me to do

This afternoon, the oh-so-talented photographer John L. White and I shot our cover for Go! magazine. Not in the studio -- in the back parking lot. Natural light!


Unflattering photos of me to come.

Also, we spotted this scene nearby. Both of us photographed it.

Design monkey


Prezzies! My friend and coworker Erica just gave me this.

"This is a very special monkey," she told me. At her previous job, a
reader called to complain that a monkey could design news pages. When
Erica left that job, her coworkers gave her this monkey puppet. He
meows like a cat when you put your hand inside.

Any ideas for names?

Have I been fired?


No, I have not. Just a note from tech support indicating which
computers received upgrades.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Girl, you lost your bra

I see the best stuff on my walk to and from work.

Theater review: 'Speech & Debate' is a dark comedy of sex, secrets

Don’t let this show’s unfortunate title repel you: “Speech & Debate” is a refreshingly dark comedy by Stephen Karam that focuses more on sex and secrets than on extemp com and cross-X. (That’s speech-and-debate lingo for extemporaneous commentary and cross-examination.)

The show is presented by [insert name here] Theatre Project, in association with Stray Dog Theatre.

Set in conservative Salem, Ore., the play is an intimate look into the lives of three teenagers — Solomon, Diwata and Howie — who confront grown-up issues with no support from real grown-ups.

Inspired by allegations that the mayor solicited sex with young boys, Solomon (Matt Redmond) wants to stir up a similar controversy in his school newspaper. His teacher suggests he join the speech and debate team instead.

Meanwhile, out-and-proud Howie (Drew Pannebecker) is new in town and recently struck up an online chat with a 36-year-old, who happens to be the school’s drama teacher, Mr. Healy.

And frumpy Diwata (Alex Miller) loves theater but is constantly passed over for good roles. When she learns Mr. Healy is altering the ending of the school’s production of “Once Upon a Mattress” to make it less controversial, it’s the last straw.

Soon enough, Solomon and Howie join Diwata on the speech and debate team. Their mission: to expose Healy’s relationships with students.

Miller steals the show with her over-the-top portrayal of Diwata, an endearing theater nerd with all the punch lines. Pannebecker is charming as the confident Howie. And Redmond as the awkward Solomon is likable enough but delivers a mostly one-dimensional performance.

The set is simple and functional. Helpful visuals like online chat transcripts, illustrations and scene titles appear on three projection screens above the stage — and manage not to be distracting to the action onstage.

The story’s ending is vague but not disappointing if you like things left open to interpretation.

Hey, I'm starting a blog with no focus!

I've got the Girl, You Lost Your Weave blog, which is where I post photos of discarded weaves from the mean streets of St. Louis. And I've got the Viral Videos blog on STLtoday.com. And I occasionally contribute to the Culture Club blog on STLtoday.com.

Those blogs are all very specific. This one won't be. I aim for it to be a collection of random musings from my everyday life. Which, I suppose, is a sort of focus.

It's also a place to collect links to my various projects, social-media ventures and professional work.

And the name? It's the title of a song from the brilliant musical "[title of show]." Also, I love monkeys and theater. It all adds up, I figure.