Do these furry boots and this tail make me look like a woodland creature?

Boots. With the fur.

Yes.

Genetically modified

I almost bought a cactus from Home Depot today. But then I realized all the flowers are hot-glued on. #lamesauce

Things at Target I want but don't need

Happy Beautiful Day Dearest

File this under "Things crazy people email me."

Big Brother is wotching

Obvious advice

From nothing, a street

A new Tucker Boulevard is taking shape!
View from one of the north-facing windows at 900 N. Tucker Blvd.

Here's where a street and the Interco Plaza used to be.