Grand staircase to nowhere

Long legs required.

The North Tucker Styrofoam Project has almost reached street level!

Even at 75% off ...

Dead, dead, dead.

... these dead Target roses are overpriced.

Punctuation is hard

Some restrictions apply.

"T"

At the Salvation Army store in Jackson, Mo.

Eletric chair

Eletric sold separately.

Works good

Congratulations on your circumcision

Other: Too soon to tell.

I believe this arrived in error.

Not an island

How tropical.

The mannequins of Macy's

Nude or this awful frock?

Breezy.

Buttoned up.

Girl, please.

Reverse tight-roll.

Tight. White.

They're a horribly dressed lot.